程设写迷惑代码第一天

  1. 1. Descrption
  2. 2. 毒瘤代码一
  3. 3. Description
  4. 4. 毒瘤代码二
  5. 5. Description
  6. 6. 毒瘤代码三
  7. 7. Description
  8. 8. 毒瘤代码四

突然找到了写毒瘤代码的快感XDDDD:

Descrption

输出 hello, world

别忘了换行哦 _

毒瘤代码一

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#include<stdio.h>
int main(){
    char s[13];
    for(int i=0;i<13;i++){
        if(i==0){
            int j=0;
            while(j<104){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
        if(i==1){
            int j=0;
            while(j<101){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
        if(i==2){
            int j=0;
            while(j<108){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
        if(i==3){
            int j=0;
            while(j<108){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
        if(i==4){
            int j=0;
            while(j<111){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
        if(i==5){
            int j=0;
            while(j<44){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
        if(i==6){
            int j=0;
            while(j<32){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
        if(i==7){
            int j=0;
            while(j<119){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
        if(i==8){
            int j=0;
            while(j<111){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
        if(i==9){
            int j=0;
            while(j<114){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
        if(i==10){
            int j=0;
            while(j<108){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
        if(i==11){
            int j=0;
            while(j<100){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
        if(i==12){
            int j=0;
            while(j<'\n'){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
        if(i==13){
            int j=0;
            while(j<0){
                j++;
            }
            s[i]=j;
        }
    }
    printf("%s",s);
    return 0;
}

然而并没有逃过matrix的法眼

Description

计算两个整数a，b的和，整数范围为-1000<a,b<1000。

毒瘤代码二

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#include<stdio.h>

int main(){
    int a,b;
    scanf("%d",&a);
    scanf("%d",&b);
    printf("%d\n",a^a^a^a^a^a^a^a^a-a-a-a-a+a+a+a+a+b^b^b^b^b-b-b-b-b+b+b+b+b);
    return 0;
}

Description

In one week an employee works h hours (h is an integer and 0<h<168) at the hourly pay rate of 24.75 dollar. Assume a 40.0 hour normal work week and an overtime pay rate factor of 1.5.

What are the employee’s wages?

毒瘤代码三

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#include <stdio.h>
int main(){
    int hours=0;
    scanf("%d",&hours);
    printf("%.2f\n", 24.75 * hours + (hours > 40 ? 0.5f*24.75*(hours-40):0.0));
}

Description

Write a program that reads in the radius and length of a cylinder and computes volume using the following formulas: area = radius * radius * PI volume = area * length PI = 3.14159

毒瘤代码四

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#include <stdio.h>
int main(){
    double pi = 2,now=2.0/3,r,l;
    scanf("%lf%lf",&r,&l);
    for (int i = 1; i < 30;pi = pi + now,now = now * (i + 1) / ((2 * (i + 1)) + 1),i++);
    printf("%.4lf",pi*r*r*l);
    return 0;
}

照这样写代码被打死可不要怪我。

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